This I must post, though normally I refrain from posting the email forwards. Pardon me non-mumbaite readers, if the joke doesnt make sense. Here we go.
4 Mumbaites – a Gujju, a Bhaiyya and a Bihari & Malayali died and were facing Yama. Yama asked them if they wanted some facilities & told Chitragupt to decide on their accommodation.
The Gujju said : “Hey Yambhai, aa marathi loko toh mane shaanti thi jeeva nathi deta. Maari dukaan fodi naakhi. Aa marathi loko ekdum junglee chhe. Mane maari baaju maa marathi maanas nathi joto.”
The UPite said : “Theek kaha gujjubhai ne. Shriman Yam, in marathi logo ne to hamara jeena hi mushkil kar diya hai….eemaan se! Arre, meri dukaan ka board bhi kala kar diya. Kahat rahi ki dukaan ka naam marathi bhasha mein hona chaahiye. Ab ee bhi koi baat hui kya? Mujhe bhi mere baaju mein marathi aadmi nahi chaahiye.”
The Bihari said : “Yeh dono sajjan aadmi theek kahat hain. Arre main thode din pehle railway ki pariksa dene mumbai gaya tha. Raam Lalla ki sougandh, in marathi logun ne humka bahut hi peeta. Hamaar haddi pasli ek kardi. Aisa junglee marathi humka hamaar saath naahi chaahiye.”
The Malayali said “aiiyoo humoko bhi marathi baaju main nahi mangta, bahto pareshaan karta hai yeh log. kuch kaam kerne ko nahi aata phir bhi hosiyari maarke kaheta hai ki tumko hamare mumbai se nikal dega.
Yama turns to Chitragupt : “Aayla Chitrya, ya saglyanchya files majhyakade gheun ye re!!! Baghto ekekala”
Hahaha… that was a good one! Being a Maharashtrian, it really hit the sweet spot!! ЁЯША
So, both… you and Radhika, managed to make me smile in the space of a few minutes! ЁЯЩВ
By the way, I’ll be leaving for Mumbai next weekend.
Happy Deepavali Praveen….
Happy Deepavali Praveen & Radhika..
why no posts for a long time?
Sameer, We will meet up before you leave. I will mail you regarding that. Have a good diwali.
Krish, thanks for the wishes. Wish you a very happy deepavali too.
Chakra, A bit busy with house-work, which explains the lack of posts. Wish you both a very happy deepavali.
HEheheee! that was funny!
I just read ur Hairy tale post, I think Kachina yennai means heated oil….you see, we tam brams have this practise of heating oil with kurumolagu and a lil bit of rice and all….I think tht’s what is Kachina yennai…..:)
Shobha,
Thanks. Indeed, its the same kachina yennai, that I was referring to. ЁЯЩВ
Praveen, Just read abt Radhika’s surgery.. do ask her to take care & convey our wishes for a speedy recovery!
I was just about to ask why there has been no updates for so long, when I saw Chakra’s comments….COnvey my wishes n prayers to your wife that she recovers soon…when are u planning to update…?
Chakra, Thanks and I have conveyed the same.
Krish, thanks for the wishes. My plans for update has always been “soon”, only that it seems eternally far away. But soon, I will resume posting ЁЯШЙ
Getting Really Eternal man….
Krish,
I am back ЁЯШЙ Thanks for the encouragement.
Yeah!!Saw that post….afterall this isnt very eternal…happy for that…
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